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PostSubject: Betivanii...   December 1st 2008, 17:12

Cica 2 betivi se intoarceau de la bar.
Dupa 20 de metri unul zice:
"-Ba am uitat sa ma pis!"
La care celalalt ii zice:
"Nu-i nimic ba, te invat eu!"
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PostSubject: Re: Betivanii...   December 1st 2008, 17:18

Un betiv tipa noaptea pe strada cu o cheie in
mana:
- Unde e masina care era infipta in cheia
asta...
Se apropie un gardian:
- Domnule, sunteti beat si deranjati linistea
publica.
- Unde e masina care era infipta in cheia
asta...
- Domnule, uitati-va in ce hal sunteti, aveti si
slitul desfacut...
Se uita betivul la slit:
- Unde e Maria....

Another
- Nu pot sa inteleg de ce am fost adus la pol ..
politie ! exclama un betiv, plin de indignare !
- Pentru bautura ! ii raspunde ofiterul de
serviciu.
- Pai de ce nu zici asa ? Adu-mi un coniac !

Ink unu...Un betiv mergea pe strada.
La un moment dat se opreste in fata unei pancarde
publicitare.
Se uita... se uita... si la un moment dat zice:
- La viata mea, beti crita am vazut, beti morti
am vazut, dar beti pepsi!
- Nicodata.

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PostSubject: Re: Betivanii...   December 1st 2008, 17:49

lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Betivanii...   December 1st 2008, 21:28

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Betivanii...   January 17th 2009, 03:35

lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Betivanii...   February 1st 2009, 20:16

La o masa intr-un bar, o mare gasca de barbati.
La un moment suna un telefon pe masa si unul din tipi raspunde:
-Alo...da iubita...cum?..esti la cumparaturi..aha!....ai gasit o pereche de cizme??...cat?!1000E?!!..nu e cam scumpa?..aaaa, ai cardul meu...ok plateste cu cardul meu...inchide Peste cateva secunde, suna iar:
-Da iubita...cum..si o geaca de 1500E..moaaa...da stii ca te iubesc, bine plateste tot cu cardul meu...!..inchide iar. Nu inchide bine ca iarasi suna tel:
-Da draga..ceeeee!!??? o geanta de 2500E!!!!??? dar ce are mama, e de aur...aaa, se asorteaza si e de firma, inteleg..eh hai ia-o si pe asta acu, na. Te pup.....dupa care tipul arunca telefonul pe masa si striga:
-BA, AL CUI NAIBA E TELEFONUL ASTA FRATILOR!?!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Betivanii...   July 4th 2009, 20:12

Smile)) Traiasca Betivii
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